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Hi! I'm Ezekiel, I live in the Bay Area and I'm a UC Berkeley graduate. This is my little corner in the interwebz. Enjoy!
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines