1. jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

    jeankd:

    astudyinjade:

    A dick with a future

    A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

    Reblogged from: twelvefeethigh
  2. menthuthuyoupi:

    you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

    Reblogged from: caitlintoxicated
  3. sherrocked:

    My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
    She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

    My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
    She’s going places.

    Reblogged from: luisosaurus
  4. thelastgreatkings:

truth
    Reblogged from: thelastgreatkings
  5. Reblogged from: catp0rn
  6. theyuniversity:

"I’m so conflicted about this!" — via reddit

    theyuniversity:

    "I’m so conflicted about this!" — via reddit

    Reblogged from: theyuniversity
  7. Reblogged from: captaingrumpycub
  8. torta-sensations:

    cati la catarina

    y recuerden, la verdad is dura pero es mas dura la verdura.

    Reblogged from: torta-sensations
  9. sorelatable:

    Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

    Reblogged from: captaingrumpycub
  10. meladoodle:

    so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

    Reblogged from: meladoodle
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